Halloween may be over but no need to toss out the creepy Jack-O-Lantern you slaved over for hours hoping the trick-or-treaters would notice and compliment you on such a great job…but they didn’t and they never do. Anywho…cheer up because you can use that unnoticed pumpkin to flavor completely unnecessary products. Take a look!
Back by popular demand! This seasonal pumpkin auto detailing spray is available for a limited time only. Don’t miss out on the on the opportunity to invite this fall aroma into your vehicle. Or you could just pull out your spray from last year since you only used this ridiculous product (no offense Adam!) once. Dust it off and get some more mileage out of it.
I mean…why? I don’t want my lady parts smelling like anything but it’s divine natural scent, ESPECIALLY at that ‘time of the month’.
Pumpkin Spice Condoms
Speaking of my lady parts… a pumpkin spice scented condom will NEVER be near them. Not that it’s your business, I’m just saying…
Yes kid’s love just about everything sweet, but these bad boy’s will probably get you quickly demoted to least favorite parent…I mean instantly!
“Really? He has a pumpkin spice smelling beard? Give him my number,” said no woman EVER! Unless…
You couple the pumpkin spice beard oil with the pumpkin beard balm and you might just have a winner (blank stare).
Ok, so YOU might be comfortable walking around smelling like a big ass pumpkin, but don’t (and I do mean DON’T!) subject your animals to your strange fetish.
New Blog Post! Pumpkin Spice Breathe: A Surefire Way to Get Me to Barf Everyday
Easily the most none ridiculous item on this list… only because I love Oreo’s (who doesn’t?).